Why dogs are better than kids

Dogs are always excited to see you.

Dogs don’t ask for money or the car keys.

It only costs about $100 to send your dog to school.

Dogs are never embarrassed to be seen in your company.

Dogs feel guilty when they do something wrong.

People will view you as a responsible “parent” if you neuter your dog.

You can potty train a dog in a month.

You are never too young or too old to have a dog.

You can put your dog in a crate, instead of hiring a babysitter.

Dogs always want to spend time with you.

Dogs will never complain about you to their friends.

Dogs would love to eat anything that you’ve cooked.

No one gives you dirty looks when you walk your dog on a leash.

People don’t judge you if your dog is not smart, athletic, good looking.

You can chose all of your dog’s friends.